Henrik Lundqvist squirts Sidney Crosby in the face with water
I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE
are nazis from anime
are nuns cia or fbi
are nintendo developing a nuclear bomb
ARE NEWBORN BABIES SUPPOSED TO RIBBIT
Basically how hockey penalties work.
|Not slam poetry, but poetry none the less. Search Youtube for "Neil Heilborn - OCD" and prepare for goosebumps.|
It’s one of my top 3 favorites :) I’ve watched/listened to it many, many times. You have good taste.
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1:Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
I don’t remember it. The Parent Trap. My mom rented it for me when I was a kid, and we just kept renting it and renting it. I watched it 3/4 times a week for a month until she finally caved and bought it for me.
9:Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
(I love this question. I spend too much time criticizing and resenting my body, I need to appreciate it more) I like my nose. It’s small and I’ve been told it’s ‘boopable’, people just want to poke it. I like my collarbone. The angles and contours and shadows of it. I like the arch of my back from where spine meets tailbone.
33:Talk about what you do when you are sad.
Depends on the type of sad. If it’s the kind I think is best avoided, I watch a funny show or play with Howie. If it’s the kind that somehow needs to be felt, I feel it. And typically I feel it hard. I cry, wail, sob, for however long I need to. And suddenly I hit a brick wall, and I don’t have to cry anymore.
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18:Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
I remember practicing for the talent show in either 2nd or 3rd grade. We were doing a dance to the Disney version of Mambo Number 5. My mom choreographed and my friends and I shook our little tushes and had so much fun. I remember being proud of that dance, and proud that my mom helped.
28:Talk about your fetishes.
I haven’t been with anyone that really accommodates this (but I haven’t actually ever said it aloud to any partner) but I’ve come to learn that I really like my hair being pulled. That and rougher sex. Sometimes I like to take control but most of the time I want to be controlled.
36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.
Slam poetry. I love it. The good ones give me goosebumps.
if you’ve never cancelled plans at least once because of hockey you’re lying