this is never going to not be funny
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I’ve considered it actually! I’m doing a walk in october for the american cancer society. Starting small, I guess! Here’s the donation page!
so my super considerate boyfriend hasn’t so much as poked my new boobs and tonight I’m making him actually feel it. I’m so excited to see his reaction gahhh
It will never NOT be weird seeing myself of the news. Sidenote: WHY the extreme close ups?!
Daniel Radcliffe (via stupidfortherightreasons)
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
We are the Detroit Red Wings.
Who the fuck are you to tell us when we are done.
take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room
Midnight thoughts (I may love you, but i’ll never need you),