Kelly.

Religious follower of the
Detroit Red Wings.
I threw an octopus once.
Special Ed teacher.
Previvor.
Boobless as of May 9, 2014.
I've got a bunny named Howie.
I really like jellyfish.
Living in a motherless world since '02. 


What doesn't kill me had better start running.

I have 666 followers

30king:

cloacacarnage:

Henrik Lundqvist squirts Sidney Crosby in the face with water

Never forget

fondueyourself:

cielodorky:

buckymyhero:

unshaped:

fangirl221b:

I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE

are nazis from anime

are nuns cia or fbi

are nintendo developing a nuclear bomb

ARE NEWBORN BABIES SUPPOSED TO RIBBIT

fondueyourself:

cielodorky:

buckymyhero:

unshaped:

fangirl221b:

I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE

are nazis from anime

are nuns cia or fbi

are nintendo developing a nuclear bomb

ARE NEWBORN BABIES SUPPOSED TO RIBBIT

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weaponsgradegains:

Basically how hockey penalties work.

weaponsgradegains:

Basically how hockey penalties work.

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If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.

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Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)

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Not slam poetry, but poetry none the less. Search Youtube for "Neil Heilborn - OCD" and prepare for goosebumps.
Anonymous

It’s one of my top 3 favorites :) I’ve watched/listened to it many, many times. You have good taste.

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Anonymous

1:Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

I don’t remember it.  The Parent Trap. My mom rented it for me when I was a kid, and we just kept renting it and renting it. I watched it 3/4 times a week for a month until she finally caved and bought it for me.

9:Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

(I love this question. I spend too much time criticizing  and resenting my body, I need to appreciate it more) I like my nose.  It’s small and I’ve been told it’s ‘boopable’, people just want to poke it.  I like my collarbone.  The angles and contours and shadows of it.  I like the arch of my back from where spine meets tailbone.

33:Talk about what you do when you are sad.

Depends on the type of sad.  If it’s the kind I think is best avoided, I watch a funny show or play with Howie.  If it’s the kind that somehow needs to be felt, I feel it. And typically I feel it hard.  I cry, wail, sob, for however long I need to.  And suddenly I hit a brick wall, and I don’t have to cry anymore.

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Anonymous

18:Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

I remember practicing for the talent show in either 2nd or 3rd grade. We were doing a dance to the Disney version of Mambo Number 5.  My mom choreographed and my friends and I shook our little tushes and had so much fun.  I remember being proud of that dance, and proud that my mom helped.

28:Talk about your fetishes.

I haven’t been with anyone that really accommodates this (but I haven’t actually ever said it aloud to any partner) but I’ve come to learn that I really like my hair being pulled.  That and rougher sex.  Sometimes I like to take control but most of the time I want to be controlled.

36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.

Slam poetry. I love it. The good ones give me goosebumps.

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

briouxtiful:

if you’ve never cancelled plans at least once because of hockey you’re lying

Stumbled upon this while browsing the web a couple weeks ago.

Stumbled upon this while browsing the web a couple weeks ago.