Religious follower of the
Detroit Red Wings.
I threw an octopus once.
Special Ed teacher.
Boobless as of May 9, 2014.
I've got a bunny named Howie.
I really like jellyfish.
Living in a motherless world since '02. 

What doesn't kill me had better start running.
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this is never going to not be funny 

Have you ever thought about starting a fund-raising project online for cancer research? If you haven't noticed there's a small army behind you. Hope all is well!

I’ve considered it actually! I’m doing a walk in october for the american cancer society. Starting small, I guess! Here’s the donation page!

Here ya go!

so my super considerate boyfriend hasn’t so much as poked my new boobs and tonight I’m making him actually feel it.  I’m so excited to see his reaction gahhh

It will never NOT be weird seeing myself of the news. Sidenote: WHY the extreme close ups?!

It will never NOT be weird seeing myself of the news. Sidenote: WHY the extreme close ups?!

Let go, or be dragged.

Zen Proverb (via mindofataurus)

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

Daniel Radcliffe  (via stupidfortherightreasons)

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My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

We are the Detroit Red Wings.
Who the fuck are you to tell us when we are done.
                                                       - [x]

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take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room

You need to understand that I’ll never be the girl that begs you to stay. If you decide to walk out of my life, I might be sad for a little while but know that I’ll never chase you. I’ll just let you go.

Midnight thoughts (I may love you, but i’ll never need you),

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